7. Try building a relationship based on mutual respect, admiration, personality, and various and sundry qualities other than base physical lust. That way, if you go through a dry spell, you might actually fucking like each other as human beings and won’t need to resort to chemical warfare and/or witchcraft. Just a thought. Or, you know, do the rag thing.

Let’s for a moment honor it as a legitimate question, although it’s quite offensive.